Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Mathmetical Equation

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If
A, B, C, D, E ,F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
equals
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26,
Then

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And, look how far ass kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

This is found on the Canadian College of Teachers Website - http://www.cct-cce.com/

3 comments:

~Ambre~ said...

I LOVE IT! I shall print this one out!

~smile~

Rebicmel said...

I always knew things worked out for the best, this equation rocks lol

Missy

Magdalen Islands said...

Pleased you liked the Equation!